Yep, I have one. Unless it's a flu. And then it's not a cold. It's more like a... dogfuckin' sonofabitch, whatever it is. My whole head is full of snot. Painful snot. Gah. Both nostrils are not workin'. Brain is not workin'. Whatever part of me makes me cough and sneeze is workin' overtime.
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