Sunday, August 7, 2011

A cold?!

Yep, I have one. Unless it's a flu. And then it's not a cold. It's more like a... dogfuckin' sonofabitch, whatever it is. My whole head is full of snot. Painful snot. Gah. Both nostrils are not workin'. Brain is not workin'. Whatever part of me makes me cough and sneeze is workin' overtime.

Donate something toward the cause of NyQuil, orange juice and chicken soup.

Saturday, August 6, 2011


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Bambi was a Republican.

Let's see how many A.L.F. sympathizers' heads that asplodes.

Friday, August 5, 2011

Back on the Mac, BITCHEZ!

So I'm back on the Mac, using OS X 10.7 Lion. I almost just put Lion in quotes, the way I've been seeing an assload of halfwits doing. Proof that stupidity is contagious, I guess. Anyway, I'm likin' it real well. Makes muh dick hard. Okay, so there's one little niggle -- and no, a niggle is not a furry little black creature that lives under a rock and bursts into song. Well, maybe it is. Anyway, here's my one complaint about Lion -- somewhere in it, lurking, is a pretty serious memory leak. Now I'm not gonna bitch TOO loudly about that -- not yet, anyway -- because Lion is still at "point-oh." Which is to say, ten-point-seven-point-oh. If it gets to around "point-two" and the memory leak is there, bet your purty pink lady-parts that I'll put up an economy sized fuss. But I'm sure Apple will fix it.