My cat thinks he’s a dog.

The little fucker barks at anybody who comes to the door. Well, not barks as in the sound, but the behavior. Anybody knocks at the door, he runs over to it and starts meowing at whoever it is. Let ‘em in and he meows and growls at ‘em for about a minute, then sniffs at ‘em, then starts wagging his tail and lickin’ ‘em.

My cat is insane.